Q: When will something interesting happen in my life?
A: When I get off my arse and make it happen.

I need to start doing things during my days, all I do if I'm not at work is sit and shift about in my seat, or do stupid amounts of exercise to try and accomplish the one thing that is holding me back in life. Trying to become something that I'm not and will never be. I'm trying to stroke the puppy, not noticing it's chewing off my hand.

My therapist said that the reason I'm not feeling as hungry anymore, and why I feel ill when I eat is because my stomach has probably shrunk. Hmmm. I'd like to see that, really I would.

Right, Bah Humbug, I need to smoke so clickety click goes the little "done!" button and I'll drag myself down the stairs and have my lovely little meal of fags and water. Yummy yummy I hear you all squeal in delight.